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So, you want me to sell you This Pen?
Check out the interactive features below.
Scroll to see how This Pen can change your life.

Built Like a Hilt

This Pen is indeed mightier than the sword, and its grip may feel just as good, too.  Warmly wield this weapon of words while you wage a war of writing with wonderous whimsies or witless writs.

Get the Ball Rolling

The only thing to fear is sphere itself. This Pen's ink delivery technology is scarily amazing. The ball point tip ensures smooth operation, containing infinite possibilities with every rotation. 

Click, Click, Boom

Engage Ink Output Mode by pressing the cylindrical protrusion until it clicks.  Repeating this process in rapid succession in the presence of others without a specific purpose is not recommended.

Easy Portability

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and This Pen inches from your heart.  The clip keeps This Pen snuggly in your pouch so you can hop around pretending to be a marsupial with This Pen as your little Joey.

$4.99

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Isn't This Pen a little expensive for a writing utensil?

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"The best investment is in the tools of one's own trade."
- Benjamin Franklin

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I've got This Pen.  Now what? What can I do with it?

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"Don't think. Thinking is the enemy of creativity. It's self-conscious, and anything self-conscious is lousy. You can't try to do things. You simply must do things."
- Ray Bradbury

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"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. "

- Albert Einstein

What else? There's got to me more I can do with it.

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"If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied."
- Alfred Nobel

"I think money is a wonderful thing because it enables you to do things. It enables you to invest in ideas that don't have a short-term payback."
- Steve Jobs

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"From my very first day as an entrepreneur, I've felt the only mission worth pursuing in business is to make people's lives better."
- Richard Branson

Enjoy these Testimonials from others who have used pens!

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"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."

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